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Upload the evidence
Drop in one clear room photo. You choose what gets judged.
AI room judgment, no mercy
Get roasted.
Get better.
Turn one room photo into a funny AI roast, real decor advice, and a shareable card that earns its place in the group chat.
Your first roast is free. No card required. Emotional damage possible.
RoomRoast
Share to unlockUpload your room. Get roasted.
Your photo stays yours until you decide otherwise.
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Illustrative interface preview — not a customer result
The mechanic
A funny verdict people actually want to post.
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Funny. A verdict with a point of view—not generic AI filler.
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Useful. Decor moves you can actually make, under the sarcasm.
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Shareable. A card built to leave the chat and hit the feed.
The share-to-unlock loop
One room. Four moves. Zero boring feedback.
The roast is just the hook. The real trick is making the next reveal worth sharing.
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Get roasted. Get better.
Receive a sharp AI verdict with practical decor moves tucked underneath.
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Share the card
Turn the verdict into a post-ready card for the group chat or feed.
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Unlock the encore
Sharing opens a deeper roast when you want a second opinion with teeth.
Built for the post
A screenshot is fine. A stylized roast card is better.
Every roast is shaped into a card that puts the joke first and the upgrade advice close behind it. No fake before-and-afters. No borrowed customer rooms.
Make my first card RoomRoast
Card previewYour room's current energy
The part where your roast goes here.
This is a layout preview only. Your actual photo and generated roast stay in your hands until you choose to share.
Advice tucked insideShare to unlock →
Illustrative card layout — no customer content shown
Before you upload
Questions with straight answers.
Your walls have been too comfortable
Give the room a reality check.
Upload one photo. Get the roast. Take the advice. Share when you're ready for the deeper cut.
Roast my room free